Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.

609,607 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

nooopantsss:

pugletto:

Casually emerging from the depths of sleeplessness just to cripple you with feels.

Click on the given source. It goes to my DA page and you can download it to see it as I intended for it to be seen.

fuck.


197,105 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

is this ur cat

Missa wai u take my cat

is this ur cat

Missa wai u take my cat


260,891 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

grapeyguts:

when you want to draw but you don’t actually want to draw anything


46,767 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

avatarstyle:

wantoup:

mattwleft:

The most fabulous track that the Track Team has ever released!

NO AVATAR FAN CAN CONTAIN THEIR FEELS!!!

HOLY SHIT IT’S THE FULL VERSION I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT 


15,517 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

masterscarecrowhead:

(Source: masterarrowhead)


14,628 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

littlekipepeo:

jinseimajo:

beeevaa:

gifarium:

Animals Playing Dead

THE DOLPHIN

Can we appreciate on how dramatic hamsters can be?


133,320 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago
lntoxicate:

I’m laughing os hard

HAhaha sucks for you

lntoxicate:

I’m laughing os hard

HAhaha sucks for you


61,641 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

apio:

TAMMY BALDWIN, the Senator-Elect from Wisconsin, will become the first openly gay person ever elected to Senate. MAZIE HIRONO, the Senator-Elect from Hawaii, will become the first Asian-American woman in Senate. TAMMY DUCKWORTH, the Representative-Elect for Illinois, will become the first disabled female veteran elected to the House of Reps. (she lost both her legs in the Iraq War).

Tonight is one for the history books.

LADIES ARE KILLIN’ IT LIKE I SAID

LGBTQ LADIES, POC LADIES, DISABLED LADIES

AWESOME LADIES IN COMMAND MAKIN HISTORY


53,712 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago
Sorry for the political shit, here’s a tanuki.

Sorry for the political shit, here’s a tanuki.


5 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago
itsinthetrees:

Tammy Baldwin, Senator-Elect from Wisconsin. She will be the first openly gay senator in U.S. history.

itsinthetrees:

Tammy Baldwin, Senator-Elect from Wisconsin. She will be the first openly gay senator in U.S. history.

(Source: thetopofthecity)


72,856 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

joanwatson:

(Source: interquast)

704,539 plays


86,497 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

(Source: ladyhistory)


51,920 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago


this is how the election’s gonna go down

basically

this is how the election’s gonna go down

basically

(Source: cubeybooby)


78,859 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago
fuckyeahreposts:

And just like that, Andrew Lincoln emoted simultaneously how the entire fandom felt.

fuckyeahreposts:

And just like that, Andrew Lincoln emoted simultaneously how the entire fandom felt.


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